$WIZCAT

Licensed in nothing. Fluent in everything.

Wizard Cat

A tiny wizard with unlimited magic and absolutely zero responsibility.

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Wizard Cat: an orange kitten in a spotted mushroom hat and a blue wizard robe, waving, holding a staff with a golden orb
Unlimited magic★Zero responsibility★Spells unverified★Staff: borrowed★Homework: none★Unlimited magic★Zero responsibility★Spells unverified★Staff: borrowed★Homework: none★
Wizard Cat points its staff at a fluffy cloud that rains soup into a bubbling cauldron on a felt meadow
Unlimited magic

Lunch from the sky

Turned a rain cloud into soup. Twice. On purpose. Has never once cleaned up the soup.

Wizard Cat asleep on a giant open spellbook, staff still glowing beside it
Wizard Cat · on duty (napping)Lv. 1

Studying the spellbook. Deeply. With both eyes closed.

Spellbook

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$WIZCAT
Magic
Unlimited
Responsibility
Zero
Staff
Borrowed, never returned
Hat
Two hats, one head
Spells learned
All of them, by accident

The wizard code

  1. Cast first

    Thinking slows the sparkles down.

  2. Blame the staff

    It was the staff. It is always the staff.

  3. Never clean up

    Mess is just magic resting.

  4. Nap after every spell

    And before. And during.

Cast first★Blame the staff★Never clean up★Nap after every spell★Cast first★Blame the staff★Never clean up★Nap after every spell★Cast first★Blame the staff★Never clean up★Nap after every spell★Cast first★Blame the staff★Never clean up★Nap after every spell★

The spell is cast. Nobody's checking.